Series 5 — Episode 24
Mission... Highly Improbable

Regional broadcasts

Broadcaster	Date	Time
Rediffusion London	17/11/1967	8.00pm
ABC Midlands	18/11/1967	9.05pm
ABC North	18/11/1967	9.05pm
Anglia Television	18/11/1967	9.10pm
Border Television	17/03/1968	7.25pm
Channel Television	9/02/1968	7.30pm
Grampian Television	15/11/1967	8.00pm
Southern Television	17/11/1967	8.00pm
Scottish Television	18/11/1967	9.10pm
Tyne Tees Television	18/11/1967	9.10pm
Ulster Television	23/11/1967	7.30pm
Westward Television	9/02/1968	7.30pm
Harlech Television	14/07/1968	7.25pm

TV Times listing

International broadcasts

Broadcaster	Date	Time
ABN2 Sydney, Australia	12/12/1967	8.00pm
ABQ2 Brisbane, Australia	15/01/1968	7.30pm
ABV2 Melbourne, Australia	11/12/1967	8.00pm
ABS2 Adelaide, Australia	23/01/1968	7.30pm
ABC New York, USA	10/01/1968	7.30pm
ORTF2 France
Suisse Romande, Switzerland	25/03/1968	9.40pm
French title	Mission très improbable
ZDF Germany	27/02/1968	9.15pm
German title	Hätten Sie’s nicht ein bißchen kleiner?
KRO Netherlands	5/03/1968	9.10pm
Dutch title	Een hoogstonwaarschijnlijke missie
Svizzera Italiana	21/06/1974	9.00pm
Italian title	(un) esperimento stupefacente*
Spain	3/03/1968	4.10pm
Spanish title	Misión altamente improbable

* Italian listings showed this as 10pm, as Italy observed Summer Time and Switzerland did not.

The Advertiser did not name this episode, it is possible the unnamed final episode shown by ABS2 Adelaide was Murdersville.

Episode Rating

Subject	0–5
Direction	4 stars
Music	3 stars
Humour	4 stars
Intro/tag	3 stars
Mastermind	2½ stars
Plot	3 stars
Emma	4 stars
Set Design	4 stars
Overall (0–10)	8 stars

Overall, this is a damn fine episode. A welcome return to the sci-fi escapism and referential postmodernism that The Avengers is famous for. A clever blend of reality and sheer impossibility, as well as a dig at Mission : Highly Impossible. What more could you want?

Professor Rushton has invented a miniaturising ray, but his assistant Chivers uses it for unpatriotic activities. First he shrinks the minister who had come to examine their finances, then a snooping Captain, and finally to steal the new Saracen FV603 armoured car. The buyer — Shaffer — is unaware that Steed was inside the armoured car when it was shrunk, and has come along for the ride!. Rescued by Mrs. Peel, they escape and Steed is returned to normal size, only for Emma to be shrunk. Emma then frees Steed, the Professor and his daughter, and is in turn returned to normal — “Everything? Everything!” Shaffer and Chivers are then shrunk and collected in Steed’s bowler.
With rain expected, Steed offers Emma his still shrunken umbrella...

The Cars

Marque/Model	Colour	Number Plate
Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud III (miniature is a Dinky Toys Silver Cloud III 2-door coupé by Mulliner Park Ward)	white	GB 1
Triumph 600cc bike, saddlebags	white	532 PPL
Triumph 600cc bike, saddlebags	white	452 YMF
Triumph 600cc bike, saddlebags	white	779 ALH
Bentley 4.5 litre 1927	British racing green	YT 3942
Land-Rover MT4 Military truck	blue/white top	-
Land-Rover MT4 Military truck	blue/white top	368 BLP (MT4 594)
Triumph TR4	powder blue, black roof	KGN 444D
Alvis FV 603 Saracen Series II Armoured Car 1952 (later shrunk)	tan	RGX 879
Land-Rover SWB	dark green,green top	-
Land-Rover LWB hardtop	pale blue/grey, tan roof	-
Land-Rover LWB hardtop	pale blue/grey, tan roof	RY 913
Mercedes 230 SL Roadster 1966	white	LGK 75D
Lotus Elan S3	glacier blue	SJH 499D
Austin Westminster	black	244 VFK

Who’s Killing Whom?

Victim	Killer	Method
Sir Gerald Bancroft	Chivers V*	Thrown into garbage bin
Captain Gifford	Chivers V*	Hosed down the drain
* Strange ways to kill people, but they were miniaturised first.

The Fashions

Emma’s Fashions

Steed’s Fashions

lime green sundress with white trim in curved X shape around neck frost green blouse, black belt, tan trousers, white shoes forest green high collared long-sleeved belted top & skirt (the skirt has a subtle darker green diagonal tartan) pink top? ... (not on screen for long) blue catsuit with high square collar & white laces, silver boots orange sleeveless dress with belt

brown and green hunting blazer, houndstooth trousers, yellow shirt, dark brown tie, brown bowler grey single-breasted suit with flap pockets, white shirt, grey tie with white spot, grey bowler hat & umbrella navy single-breasted suit, white shirt, red tie with black spot, black bowler hat & umbrella, boots light grey suit with flap pockets and a felt collar, white pinstriped shirt, arrowhead pattern navy tie

Continuity and trivia

1. 3:30 — Gifford gets off his bike at the junction after the short curve and walks back to look around, but the shot of him walking back has him in the middle a straight piece of road with no turning — unless he and the other riders have arbitrarily gone onto the road in front of them instead of doubling back in their search.
2. By the way, Gifford’s medals are: Korea Medal, United Nations Service Medal for Korea, General Service Medal, Queen Elizabeth II Coronation Medal
3. 3:38 — the titles are staggered, first with “Mission...” appearing and then “Highly Improbable” is added.
4. 8:30 — Professor Rushton has the same vintage car prints in his office as Sir George had in Dead Man’s Treasure and maybe Dr. Haymes had in Murdersville.
5. 
   11:50 — Captain Gifford smashes the window and a small piece of glass falls outside but at 12:10 Chivers discovers him by stepping on the broken glass outside, and there much more glass than there should be.
6. 11:55 — Music from From Venus With Love is used here, and throughout the episode. Laurie Johnson must have thought it suited the science fiction plot.
7. 4:21–4:33, 12:25–12:35, & 22:20 — The miniaturised Rolls-Royce is a coupe, not a saloon like that shrunk, and it’s been quickly painted white.
8. 21:36–21:53 — stock footage of artillery.
9. 
   
   23:49 and elsewhere — If the MT4 military truck they’re all looking for has a worn offside tyre, why does everyone keep checking the nearside tyres of the trucks they happen upon? Both Steed and Captain Gifford check the near fore wheel of the MT4s they encounter. ( ‘Nearside’ means the side of a vehicle nearest the kerb — i.e. the left side of the cars in Britain. ‘Offside’ is the right, where the driver sits in British cars).
10. Colonel Drew’s medals are: GBE, DSO, Military Cross, 1939–45 Star, Africa Star, Burma Star, France and Germany Star Defence Medal, War Medal 1939–1945, Korea Medal, United Nations Service Medal for Korea

11. Death’s Door	Mission...

    29:36 and throughout — The desk that the miniaturised Steed and Mrs. Peel crawl around on has the same out-sized desktop calendar prop that was used in Death’s Door.
12. 32:13 — When he uses Shaffer’s telephone, Steed reveals that Mrs. Peel’s telephone number is 629–6291, and must be in the Greater London 01 area (0171 these days, I guess). Shaffer’s number is 01–325-471, according to the label on the dial. Why Mrs. Peel has a seven-digit number in 1968 is anyone’s guess, and is 629 the right prefix for Primrose Hill? Surely she’s moved from NW1 to W1 with that number. (If you look closely, you can see that Patrick only dialled four numbers, but they took two different angles of it and cut it together).
13. 
    32:59 and 33:03 — Steed’s umbrella, lying on the desk, moves slightly when Shaffer enters the room, compare the above right with the immediate right. The Saracen has moved as well.
14. 36:38 — When Emma is released by a shrunken Steed, she smiles impishly at him and asks, “Tell me Steed, is everything to scale?”
15. 38:00 — Corporal Johnson should never have let the truck out the gate, Rushton hands him Gerald Bancroft’s gate pass.
16. 
    39:41 — When Emma is escaping from Shaffer’s study, Karl is guarding the hallway, reading a book with a slightly torn dust jacket, revealing it to be Jane Austen’s “Emma” (clever, that).
17. 43:17 — Shaffer calls to his men (off camera), shouting, “Sergei! Ivan!” — but the characters are credited as Hendrick and Karl; a mistake or were they just giving the illusion of more characters?
18. 46:22–46:33 — When Emma is restored to full size, she asks Steed worriedly, “Is everything back to normal?”
    Steed looks her up and down and replies, “Everything.”
    Emma turns around to show him her posterior and queries, “Everything?”
    Steed glances down and confirms, “Everything!”
19. 47:10 — Product placement for Herbert Johnson & Sons as the bowler hat descends on Scaeffer and Chivers.
20. 48:13 — Steed hands Emma his shrunken umbrella, but it was returned to full size with him when he was restored in the summer house at 42:38, he’s holding it when he emerges from the sack, and again when he walks outside and is captured by Josef and Chivers. 42:38 (seen on-screen from 43:00 onwards).

    The cat’s out of the bag...	and emerges from the hut	...but it shrank again!

21. Running time: 49′07″

Cast and Production notes

1. This first draft of this episode had the title The Disappearance of Admiral Nelson and was rejected by the producers as too outlandish (it had been submitted for the previous, black and white, series). Philip must have rewitten it heavily to get it approved.
2. Jane Merrow was a popular choice of Casting directors of the time — she appeared in lots of different television and film productions, and was reportedly one of Patrick McGoohan’s favourite supporting players, great praise indeed from such a noted perfectionist. She was also screen tested for Diana Rigg’s replacement, but lost out to Linda Thorson. Todd Mills has created a wonderful in-depth look at Jane and all her work at http://www.regiments.org/merrow/ — check it out now! (It’s actually been online nearly as long as this site has.)
3. 
   All the scenes featuring Nicole Shelby as ‘Brunette’ ended up on the cutting room floor, but she still appears in the cast list. Here she is as Miranda, the brunette pursuer of Baron von Curt (Ian Ogilvie) in the Tara King episode, “They Keep Killing Steed”.
4. The Powell brothers, Nosher and Dinny, play the goons Karl and Henrik. George ‘Nosher’ Powell and his brothers (including Dinny, credited as Denny in this episode, and elsewhere as Dinney) were some of Britian’s leading stuntmen; Nosher has also had two sons, both of whom are stuntmen as well.
5. Some of the footage of the testing of the FV 603 appears in the series Department S in an episode called “Who Plays the Dummy?”.
   Department S was directed at times by Ray Austin, Stunt Coordinator for The Avengers, and starred Peter Wyngarde as Jason King (he appeared in Epic as Stewart Kirby). It was an ITC production, but obviously shared a great many resources with ABC productions — the guest cast is almost identical to the Avengers. There’s a rumour that the footage also appeared in an episode of The Saint, as yet unconfirmed.